#1. This is what I would like to refer to as an "essence" photo. Essences are not necessarily "cute" as in most kitten photos. Is this a cute kitten?--you can't tell. It's too far away. Is this a beautiful kitten?--you can't tell. But--the kitten is small--that is an essence of all kittens, for even a full grown cat is small. The kitten is up high--that is an essence. It's perched at the very tip of something it had to climb up on--claw after claw--that is an essence. And, of course, for all cats--the essential essence--it naps curled up, vulnerable, even when asleep the center of attention. And now alas, I shall shut up. |
2. Angry Siamese (My Beloved Abraham). This should be very easy to remember: CATS ARE SMARTER THAN YOU! Much smarter. Pay attention when they yell at you and get off your duff, open the window, and let them back in. |
3. Cats in Row. If I am ever elected The Grand Poobah of the world, I shall order all my subjects, in the name of good sense, to nap in the afternoon on a soft bed with a streak of sunlight to bathe all. World Peace will therefore be ensured. |
4. I look out my window and what do I see? Something is looking back at me. |
5. Cat coming home after a night out like a teenager trying to sneak back in the house. (Those are paint drops on the stairs, not negative dust spots.) |
6. People who are not cat lovers always ask me, "What exactly are cats good for?" And I always answer, "Guarding private property." |
7. This is another of my 'world peace photos'. Sunlight and long afternoon naps would do plenty to keep us from all killing one another. |